Nothing like laying
on the couch after a long
Netflix marathon.
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This ham is expired.
This feta is expired. This
hummus is expired.
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Thunderstorms can be
soothing when you're not biking
to school during one.
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Still waiting for my
old glasses to be retro
instead of just lame.
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Where's my phone? Oh, here
it is. Where's my phone? Oh, here
it is. Where's my phone?
