About Me

I'll fill this guy out for real sometime when I don't feel so guilty about neglecting the fifty billion pages of reading I have to do.

For now, everything you need to know is in this picture:


This is my desktop. Yes, that is Eric Carle's very hungry caterpillar. Like Very Hungry Caterpillar, I could spend half a lifetime eating big swirly lollipops, pie, hot dogs, MUFFINS, and sliced fruit. Also like the VHC, I occasionally feel a little gross after exercising my gluttony. And also like the VHC, I expect that one day I will fall into a deep several-weeks-long nap and eventually wake up, transformed into a beautiful, stronger, less forgetful version of myself with fewer tangles in my hair. 

Some More Relevant Pictures of My Soul:

Hurley 'Hugo' Reyes from Lost
Cameron 'Cam' Tucker, from Modern Family