SUE SYLVESTER IS THE GREATEST THING THAT HAS EVER HAPPENED TO TELEVISION.*
*aka Hulu
Thursday, October 15, 2009
Sunday, October 11, 2009
Review of Everything
(because I can't love too much one part of it)
The Carletonian: Like Old Faithful, you never fail to be the most advertised AND most boring attraction on campus. Except for 4th week's issue, where the open letters to/from SaGa were more entertaining and passionate than anything in the Carl. Thank you. Please go back to being bland.
Benjamin Parks: Thanks for the migraine-inducing Clap article. Or whatever that was.
Fall: Your one night stand has broken thousands of hearts across the midwest. I hope you're making potato chips out of leaves somewhere far away where you'll be underappreciated until you cry the way my heart did when I saw snow outside my window.
Bob Dylan: Thanks, but no thanks.
Rubber Eraser: WHERE ARE YOU?? THE OBS.DRAW MIDTERM IS ON WEDNESDAY LSDKJLSKJDKLSJFLSDKJ I don't want to spend another 2$
The Carletonian: Like Old Faithful, you never fail to be the most advertised AND most boring attraction on campus. Except for 4th week's issue, where the open letters to/from SaGa were more entertaining and passionate than anything in the Carl. Thank you. Please go back to being bland.
Benjamin Parks: Thanks for the migraine-inducing Clap article. Or whatever that was.
Fall: Your one night stand has broken thousands of hearts across the midwest. I hope you're making potato chips out of leaves somewhere far away where you'll be underappreciated until you cry the way my heart did when I saw snow outside my window.
Bob Dylan: Thanks, but no thanks.
Rubber Eraser: WHERE ARE YOU?? THE OBS.DRAW MIDTERM IS ON WEDNESDAY LSDKJLSKJDKLSJFLSDKJ I don't want to spend another 2$
Saturday, October 3, 2009
Hey, dirtay,
baby I got churr money!
Top 5 Things I Shouldn't Enjoy As Much As I Do
1. The way Max Beamis sounds when he screams "balls in his mouth"
2. Max Beamis obscenities in general.
3. "nigga", but not in a KKK "there'll be a hangin tonight!" way, but in a "Will Smith knows how to make graffiti look really worthwhile when he kicks it with his ____s." It's not a big deal. I have a black friend.
*related note: the abovementioned word is the only thing that Beamis ever censors in the Got Your Money cover. s'funny!
4. So.. myyyy name is Boxxy..
5. The Mario Kart Rap. I don't even play Mario Kart. But I lie and say I do, so I watch youtube raps about it to compensate.
6. 3:04 - 4:00 of Alive With The Glory of Love
7. 3:04- 4:00 of Alive With The Glory of Love
8. 3:04 - 4:00 of Alive With The Glory of Love
9. 3:04- 4:00 of Alive With The Glory of Love
10. 3:04 - 4:00 of Alive With The Glory of Love
11. 3:04- 4:00 of Alive With The Glory of Love
Top 5 Things I Shouldn't Enjoy As Much As I Do
1. The way Max Beamis sounds when he screams "balls in his mouth"
2. Max Beamis obscenities in general.
3. "nigga", but not in a KKK "there'll be a hangin tonight!" way, but in a "Will Smith knows how to make graffiti look really worthwhile when he kicks it with his ____s." It's not a big deal. I have a black friend.
*related note: the abovementioned word is the only thing that Beamis ever censors in the Got Your Money cover. s'funny!
4. So.. myyyy name is Boxxy..
5. The Mario Kart Rap. I don't even play Mario Kart. But I lie and say I do, so I watch youtube raps about it to compensate.
6. 3:04 - 4:00 of Alive With The Glory of Love
7. 3:04- 4:00 of Alive With The Glory of Love
8. 3:04 - 4:00 of Alive With The Glory of Love
9. 3:04- 4:00 of Alive With The Glory of Love
10. 3:04 - 4:00 of Alive With The Glory of Love
11. 3:04- 4:00 of Alive With The Glory of Love
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