1. Be in my own novela.
"Science!" (or, if he's feeling patriotic: "Thienthia!")
How To Make A Latin-American Soap Opera That Will Capture The Hearts Of Millions
1. TV Network - I'm Mexican, so.. Univision baby!
2. Theme Song - sooo important. Must somehow contain the title. Bonus points if it alludes to blood, tears, or heartache in general.
(inspired by Robin and Bill's Semaphore duet)
3. Title- determined by song so, any of these are feasible:
-Triste Febrero
-Gauchos Colorados
-Los Negros estan Llorando
-Esfuerzos Fracasados
-Sangre Derramada
-Salvajes
-La Esperanza Se Acabo
4. The Perfect Cast
The naive, 100% well-intentioned good girl- Taylor Bly
The not so naive, not so well-intentioned best friend- Kate Wilson
The legendary relative who "died of natural causes" (but was actually suffocated by a pillow)- Adam Anderson
The gringo - Jake Dungan
The powerhungry murdering rich girl who's obsessed with the good guy- Kelsey Norton
The fortune-teller - Courtney Bertschinger
The guy who gets manipulated by the rich evil girl for sexual favors/blackmail- Jon Aranda
The illegitimate son- Jeremy Goerss
The family doctor who switches babies at the beginning of the whole thing- Eric Hitimana
The Catholic priest who knows everyone's secrets BUT CAN'T REVEAL ANYTHING! - Phil Sietsema
The wise, down-to-earth servant woman who spends all her time in the kitchen - Catherine Cragun
The mafia leader (or equivalent) - Elsie Arisa
The great-looking good guy who gets what he wants- Aaron Kaufman
The great-looking good guy's brother who gambles and drinks too much and eventually dies- Mateo Trujillo
The other great-looking good guy who gets the consolation prize / ends up in a wheelchair - Will Corderis
