Warning: This post contains inappropriate/obnoxious use of caps lock.
okay so long story short some jerk on twitter stole the internet handle I have been using since I was eleven years old and IT IS NOT OKAY. I've been daydreaming for weeks about all the cool hashtags I was gonna use and how fun it would be to retweet The Hater and now all those dreams have gone up in flames.
Paulina Melgoza Hdz has tweeted exactly ONE time in the last year, she has ZERO followers and is only following SIX other tweeters (five of whom are famous celebrities, and one is the Morelia Film Festival).
It's been like 10 years since I've had to come up with a new username for something. I'm so upset I can't even communicate how upset I am in more than 140 characters. I don't even want a twitter anymore.
I HOPE YOU'RE HAPPY ERNESTO MANUEL LLANO
#fffuuu #thatsnotyourname #actuallyistillwantatwitter
