Foot-long Sonic Coney Dogs consumed in past 24 hours: 2
Chicken pot pie recipes pinned on Pinterest: 12
Boxes of clearance Post-Valentine's Day chocolates eaten: 1
Hours spent working out to make up for terrible food decisions: lol
Days it took me to watch House of Cards, Season Two: 6
Squirrels currently trying to steal our mop from the balcony: 1
Amount spent on parking in downtown Dallas this weekend: $0.00 (PERSONAL BEST) (Thank you, kind stranger, for giving us your parking ticket)
In other equally exciting news, I finally finished the cushion cover I'd started in September! Better late than never, right? ...
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| Perfect for binge-watching Parenthood on the sofa while Ernesto reads r/soccer. |
