(or have loved)
John Mayer
Kellen Anderson
Nomar Garciaparra
Denzel Washington
Robin Williams
Usher
Colton Waters
Chris Fuchs
Tom Hanks
Justin Timberlake
Will Smith
Cute Sophomore Boy Who Draws An X Over His Eye
Adam Brody
Michael Jackson (may he rest in peace)
Jonathan Safran Foer
Pitbull/Daddy Yankee
Michael Crichton (may he rest in peace)
Aaron Kaufman
Ewan McGregor
Don Corleone
Teh Numbahz
Total: 20
Number of Men Omitted In order to have an easier Total for the dividing I'm about to do: 2
Number of Men Combined In order to have an easier Total for the diving I'm about to do: 2
(Pitbull and Daddy Yankee are kind of the same in my book)
Percentage of Men that are Incredibly Sexy: 40 %
Percentage of Men that are Black: 20% (including MJ, because it made the math easier)
Of those incredibly sexy dancers, percentage of Men that are Black: 60%
Percentage of Michaels that are dead: 100%
Percentage of Men that are incredible singers: 30%
Percentage of Men that melt my heart with their words: 15%
Percentage of Men that can do hilarious voice impressions: 5%
Percentage of Men that have dark brown/black hair: 80%
Percentage of Men that are incredible dancers: 15%
Of those incredible dancers, percentage of Men that are Black: 50% (MJ = 0.5 of a Black man, for easier math)
Conclusions:
1. Black men are sexy, incredible dancers.
2. All Michaels will inevitably die and break your heart into a million little pieces. ALL MICHAELS. It don't matter if they're black or white.
