- A milkglass vase with flowers from last summer's wedding
- A Swingline stapler
- One green mug with a sad little puddle of Coke Zero at the bottom
- One compostable plastic cup 1/3 filled with trail mix I took from the junior art show opening
- One unwrapped box of chocolate-covered macadamias
- Ernesto's unused Lagniappe
- One Glade candle that smells like "Clean Linen" or "Fresh Cotton" or something similar to give the illusion that any laundry ever gets done in this apartment
- Half of a chocolate chip cookie from Sayles
- One Energizer battery charger
- One new copy of "A Century of Revolution" by Grendin & Joseph
- One used copy of "Keep it Real" by Lee Gutkind
- One used and battered copy of "The Rise and Fall of the American Teenager" by Thomas Hine
- A teal-colored ceramic Sun/Moon that I haven't found a nail for
- A framed print of Paws/Pause
- One used copy of "The Motorcycle Diaries"
- The Spring/Summer Northfield community ed catalog
- A Victoria's Secret catalog
- One copy of "One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest" that is property of John Marshall High School
- One sealed envelope addressed to the Mayo Scholarship Plan
- One printout of a reddit IAMA thread titled, "I transport exotic and unusual shipments for FedEx. AMA"
